Wednesday, 30 October 2019

Halloween party



I was wrong. I really thought that the EU would veto an extension and there would be no deal. I resisted the temptation to bet on it because of ethics, but a bet of ten pounds would have made 160 pounds if there was no deal. It didn't happen, but all this is likely to resume on January 31st and who knows what has happened to Operation Yellowhammer now? Surely they should keep that going?

This is all boring politics. Anyone who is anyone (that's you faithful reader!) knows that tomorrow there is the annual Halloween story on this blog. It's your personal invitation to a Halloween party... cool to turn down, but so much cooler to attend.

It's all ready to roll... the Government isn't the only one with a plan...

It is called 'The River 2'. No faith-based didactic content in this one. Next year's story is likely to be called 'The River 3'. Like world wars, I think it important to think in terms of trilogies...


Tuesday, 22 October 2019

Nine more days to Halloween (the harvest is coming)...

To anyone who is assuming that all 27 EU country leaders will agree to another extension before October 31st - have you ever watched how Britain does in the Eurovision song contest? And why is Operation Yellowhammer now in action?

Anyway, whatever happens, the new Halloween story is all ready to roll on this blog - and free to read (yes free). Please don't say I don't give back to the culture.


Think happy thoughts.



Thursday, 5 September 2019

On the future...


On October 31st there is an event which everyone has eagerly been awaiting in the UK. Yes, that’s right, it’s my annual Halloween story! It shall faithfully be delivered as sure as the result of a democratic vote.

Concerning Brexit, which I know almost everyone is fed up with (although I can assure you that some people are enjoying the whole process), I do have a few thoughts...

Firstly, put on a little weight. I have no inside information. The prophets today are all over the shop and some are predicting a no-deal, some are predicting a deal, some are notably silent. No-one is prophesying remain. The consensus in those wild circles seems to be that God wants no-deal. Who would have known that God was such an ardent Brexiteer? Yes, that’s right, I read these prophecies so that you don’t have to (although they are there to see if you are as sad as me). In the same way, someone has read Operation Yellowhammer so that you don’t have to (and if you don’t believe me, try to actually read the document, because I don’t think it is even behind The Times’s paywall. Isn’t that some ‘leak’?)

So we are mostly left fed up and I would suggest that everyone put on a little bit of weight. It is well known that in a survival (#nodeal) situation those who are overweight will fair better because they have more reserves to call on. Believe me, I am practicing what I preach in this. The panic buying hasn’t started yet, but they say that it is wiser to buy a little at a time – so as to avoid the rush.

I have been going round advising everyone to prepare a little for a no-deal. Ignoring the accusations of fear-mongering, I have been thinking it pragmatic. If you are not rich then there is reason to worry that the only ones getting hurt in no-deal are the poor.

And if everything is honky-dory, the only ones looking silly will be people like me who are advising the country to do a little preparation.

Obviously, the more important event come October 31st is my annual Halloween story and I have not neglected my dear reader on this count. The story has been prepared and has absolutely nothing to do with Brexit.

So, in the meantime…

Think happy thoughts.

Monday, 17 June 2019

The Pen is Mightier than the Knife



 
Metalsmith Mike Turner working hard

Around 800 young people and adults from across East London united on 15th June to take a stand against the growing culture of violence and the knife crime epidemic.
Knives seized by police from the streets of Newham were melted down to make new garden tools and sculpture for display in an East Ham community garden.
The event was the first in the launch series of Red Letter Christians UK, a new interdenominational network of Christians.
Knife offences reached a record 40,000 in England and Wales in 2018. Last year, Newham also had the highest number of murders of any London borough.
Dr Sally Mann, Minister of Bonny Downs Baptist Church and spokesperson for Red Letter Christians in the UK, said:
“Today we’ve seen 800 people vocally and passionately calling for change. We’re determined, in our own small way, to create a legacy that lasts. The beautiful tools and art we’ve created out of knives from the streets will serve as a public reminder that hope can win over hate. We’ve committed today to delivering a knife surrender bin this summer, the only one in our borough. Perhaps above all, we look forward to discussing the great ideas we’ve heard today from many people already working for a safer community about how we can partner together better.”
One of the people attending was Paris Tankard, a young man personally affected by the violence on London’s streets. He said:
“I’ve seen first-hand how knife crime affects communities, having lost my friend to an attack just four months ago. I’m here today because events like this are incredibly important in helping communities to stand up against violence.”
Dr Sally Mann (Bonny Downs Church & RLC UK)

'Lures for the Landlocked' art exhibition


This is a shameless plug for my brother's latest art exhibition. He is very good, often using art and the written word together in his work. Check out some of his art at www.adamwhiteartist.co.uk.

You are personally invited to be hooked by
Lures for the Landlocked
on Friday 21st June 6-9pm
An exhibition by Adam White
21st June-7th July

Stroud Valleys Artspace Gallery, John Street, Open Friday, Saturday and Sunday
10am -5pm or by appointment email: ichthy@outlook.com




Tuesday, 21 May 2019

Stone




Whenever I go on holiday (at least since the year 1999), I have chosen a small stone to take back home. I’m not quite sure why I do this. In hospital I read the book called ‘Hinds Feet in High Places’ and the heroine 'Much Afraid' picks up stones at parts of her journey as a sort of memorial to what she has been through and how she has survived and been helped by God. It just seems like a healthy thing to do.

The first I remember picking up as a child was a sandstone fossil from Portugal. I think it disintegrated.  Then came a beautiful stone made from lead topped with crystal which I found near a river at Hafod in Wales, aged ten. I loved that stone like a treasure, but as so happens with the things you love the most, you lose them. It is as if the universe sees your attachment and says 'He’s too fond of that, let’s take it away from him'. I lost it.

When I worked in London, I was amazed at how many churches were built from flint. So, I took a small piece from the ground in a graveyard. After that I became a little more disciplined in my task. I have containers with stones from all kinds of holidays from Britain and abroad. Most of them I cannot even place anymore, perhaps revealing how relatively lucky I am to have had so many holidays. Memorable stones include a piece of jet found on the beach at Whitby. It has become a bit of a tradition and a duty now and sometimes I almost forget and grab the nearest stone I can find in the last moments of a holiday. The stones do not choose me, I choose the stones. If I find one and then find a better one, I reject the first and feel a tinge of sadness for the rejected stone but remind myself that they are only stones and don’t really care.

As I write there is a stone which seems to be speaking: 'Anything to salve your conscience,' the stone seems to say. Silently smug or in such a fearful silence at what lies ahead that it dare not speak even though it has lived a tad longer than myself and will almost certainly outlive me till judgment day.

I think it is simply a nice thing to do, but it is not very edifying or healing. It is a quirk. Of which I have many. Perhaps they remind me of how much I have been through. But we are told not to be too proud to have survived, even though we are good at that and any one of us has the qualifications to write a book on survival in this world. They say that we should look at how many troubles God has brought us through. But when I think back, all I can remember is the pain of those troubles. A bad track record from God. Surviving long intolerable, unendurable circumstances does not necessarily make a person feel much peace for the future.
And the stones agree. 

But let’s end hopefully to please the optimists. In the dark grey slate of the rock of our lives there can also be a bright streak of silvery lead. Sadly, lead is poisonous. But it looks beautiful.

Saturday, 1 December 2018

The Parable of the Cold Island






The Parable of the Cold Island


This is probably the most important parable that I will ever write. It is also the one I have worked on for the longest period of time. The central metaphor will perhaps give the appearance of being trite, schmaltzy or twee. That was not my intention. I chose this metaphor as I still feel it is the most appropriate for the subject. It is not intended to be unnecessarily didactic in tone, but the nature of parables is to send a spiritual message.

Anyone who tells parables has to decide whether they will explain them or not. In this case I'm trusting in your intelligence and imagination.

'Let those who have ears to hear, let them hear...'





There was once a good king, a king like the sun, who ruled over a cold island with three peculiar children. It was winter and they say that winter is the end of the story of the seasons. But it depends on when you start the story.

Some people hated the royal family, but that was because they tended to get a bad press. Most of the people thought the king was harsh. He always seemed to be on some long journey and his absence caused many of the people to doubt that he even existed. After all, he was never on TV or the internet.

From a distance, he often seemed negligent or downright cruel, if it is possible to be both at once. He did not do terrible things, but he allowed them and would not explain why.

Two of the royal children were as disobedient as vultures. But the third child was as faithful as a robin, refusing to fly away when the winter sun grew austere. Her kindness was all the more remarkable because she was unable to walk. She was as loyal as frost clinging to a car window (for which the people also cursed the king in the mornings).

There hadn’t been a real Christmas on that island for over a hundred years. Although there had been some imitations of it. No-one even knew what Christmas was like anymore. Those who had heard of it either thought it brutal and regressive (following a highly popular Netflix series about what Christmas may be like and a series of stereotypes which were expressed in the arts and media about the character of those who might like Christmas) ... Or else they thought it was yet another money-making scheme, heavy on the merchandise and manipulation.

But the faithful robin-child, after reading of true Christmas, asked her father if they could celebrate too… as the people in far-off places were said to do. She had only read stories of Christmas and it was because she had lost a friend in one of the past winter months that she found her courage.

She entered the throne room in her wheelchair and the king looked sadly at his cold iron sceptre, like a man haunted by ghosts which only he knew about.

"We need Christmas father. Things are getting worse on the island," said the robin-child.

"The island is sick," replied the king.

"Then there is hope of healing. You have healing in your power."

"What do you think Christmas should be like anyway?" the king asked, "Like water? Like the sea's tide turning? Like rain after a drought? Like a river flowing?"

"I don't know."

"Or like the earth? Like an earthquake and a shaking, or a kind of sifting of the good and bad?"

"No not that, Christmas should be for everyone and that sounds destructive."

"Or like the air? Like a wind blowing across the land? Like a change in the atmosphere?"

"I don't know."

"Or like fire? Like tongues of flame? Like a wildfire?"

"I simply think it should be like a new, better season. Like Christmas in the old stories."


But the king went on to tell his daughter yet again that if his children and people continued to misbehave, they would never see Christmas. It was within his power to make the winter months warmer and lighter since kings and queens still hold great power. But it was catch 22 – without the comfort of Christmas, people found it hard to behave, but if they did not behave, the king would not give them Christmas. The king's conditions felt very patronising and simplistic.

It had become increasingly dark and cold in those winter months in so many ways. And the dark and cold had soaked into the hearts of the people, so that even the streets saw puddles of blood. The blood had a voice, but by this time only the king could seem to hear it. Nobody cared about all kinds of roses crushed underfoot. Gentleness had emigrated. It was as if the island was under a curse.

At the start of December, the king sat on his throne and wondered whether he should allow his island child her peculiar request. He was undecided, since two of his children were so naughty (they were always fighting and rarely did what he asked). When he told them to love, they hated. When he told them to forgive, they held grudges. When he told them to not be too proud and condescending towards the people, they simply looked down their noses at the less privileged. It had got so bad that the people were cursing the royal family because of the actions of the princes. “The royal family are judgmental bigots!” the people would sing. Or else, “The king is in the altogether, he’s altogether not there!” And blood on the streets didn’t help. The people would take strange, dangerous potions and dance wildly into the night or else treat each other as badly as the princes treated them.

The king wondered whether he should simply give a present to his daughter and ignore the others. But then he considered that Christmas should be for everyone and an exclusive Christmas had never happened before. But why Christmas on his island alone? There was the Commonwealth, and the people there could be said to be worthier? One last worldwide Christmas for everyone (even though that had never happened before). What had happened before can happen again, for good or for evil. He had told all his children to behave and they had largely ignored him. What should a good father do? He, did, after all, have his enemies and ghosts. And the land had enough problems already, ready to break and divide for the sake of a freedom which was only hoped in.

One of the naughty children didn’t believe Christmas was healthy, he thought it probably meant, a pair of socks as a present, a lot of disappointment and probably a lot of grief. He didn't like anything about Christmas. The other thought it was unlikely to happen again before the end of the world. He simply thought there would never be a genuine Christmas again. But the faithful robin child would read old stories and she believed that even if they were only to have one last Christmas it would be a good thing for everyone on the cold island. It would help them to prepare for the coldest and darkest of days. She too loved the people of the island.

But the winter winds pummelled them all and the thunder made it seem as if the sky may fall at any moment. And the naughty children started to doubt that their father really was good – not because they wanted Christmas, but because he seemed to allow so many bad things and then said it was some kind of test. And never explained why. The tests were always the same anyway, they were either endurance tests or self-control tests, but the king, because of his ghosts, considered that an unfair criticism. Kings can do that and you can't tell them that they are wrong.

The king had set out conditions for there to be a Christmas. He had said that if his children talked to him, keeping their conversations secret, and if they were well-behaved and if they trusted in him, he would give them Christmas once again and the Christmas would be both a relief and a healing for them all. Hearts would turn warm and there would be more light, like the light of a baby in a manger. But the trouble was that he had three children and only one of them was behaving. The majority were not. In a sense, it was because of the naughty children that the whole island did not get Christmas, especially the fault of the naughtiest leading prince who had been given more than the others and who was relatively healthy.

So, the king faced a quandary – he had promised that he would order Christmas throughout the land if all his children behaved. But how could they behave when all was cold and austere and there was no Christmas? The robin princess had talked to him on countless occasions about this, about how Christmas would be good for both him and the people, about how it would make things better, about how a good father should not deny the request of an obedient daughter simply because others were not so obedient. About how Christmas itself would swing the hearts and souls of people onto his side. About how, while he delayed, the people and the children suffered together. About how he had also promised to grant any request made persistently. About what kind of good father would deny Christmas to his children anyway? About how he wanted free will love from the people and he would get that if he gifted Christmas.

But the king simply looked at his cold iron sceptre, shrugged and said that unless his people and his children talked to him, behaved, and trusted in him, he couldn’t send Christmas.

“But you also once said nothing is impossible for you,” said the robin princess.

“These are the conditions,” said the father with a stern face that did not suit him.

“But you once said that even a bad judge would rule in favour of a petitioner if they persisted, and I have pestered you about this for years.”

“These are the conditions,” said the king, his face like flint (which did not suit one whose glory was supposed to be greater than the sun).

“But how can the conditions ever be met on this island where the streets drink blood without conditions changing so that the conditions are more likely to be met?”

“That doesn’t make sense.”

“Why must you win every argument?" replied the Princess, "It isn’t endearing. People are suffering. What kind of good father would deny Christmas to their children? You told us that you love us.”


So here is the quandary, the mystery and here is the parable – that the good and kind king had seen how cold and dark his land had grown and truly understood the suffering of his people (having lived as one of them, in another land, a long time ago). Yet he denied them Christmas, saying it was the fault of his enemies, or of his children, or of his ghosts. Saying that conditions needed to be met, saying that his timing was perfect. And often saying nothing at all.

And still, the faithful robin princess and the people waited to see if a good King and Father would really delay Christmas on that cold, dark island for reasons known only to himself and his ghosts. And the robin princess, her heart broken because of the blood on the streets, knew that the only thing left to do was to keep on asking.


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